Meanwhile, to the best of our research, we present to you this result. You might see the research not worthy, but surely, it is worthy to others. Nevertheless, there are some other popular names of lecturers you might have heard but are not included; the likes of Dr Ma'ali etc, this is because they are half lecturers half administrative staffs. Like Dr Ma'ali is Dean Students affairs, aka Disaster of sociology is IJMB coordinator and he still holds another position in the school and the likes of others.
Starting from the least to the top, here are the top 10 most popular lecturers in IBB University.
10. Compiler: his first name is Abdulganiyu and he is from department of computer science. He is known for taking 100 Level CSC101 and CSC102 (introduction to computer science). Perhaps, it was his mode of lecturing that made students nicknamed him compiler. Down to his department, he is known for strictness in script marking. He is a masters degree holder and we gathered that he is currently running a distant learning PhD programme.
9. Mr Baba Abdullahi: Popularly called Baba BUS. He is from the department of business administration. You can't mention his name twice to the students in faculty of management and social sciences, and also those in faculty of education taking business administration as teaching course. Baba BUS is known for the difficult continuous assessment he always organise. No matter how hard you read before his test, you must panic. He is also known for his fierce mode of invigilating.
8. Mr Okene: from the department of economics. Research has shown that his name is the most pronounced lecturer's name by any economics student in IBB University. He is known for impromptus test and sometime bores students with dry gist. We gathered that he is currently absent in discharging his duties due to an ailment.
7: Dr Salome: Popularly called kpake kpake. He is from the department of human kinetics and health education. He is famous for his pot belly, funny dressing, hilarious composition of words and his sense of humour. He is synonyms with the word "kpake kpake" which has earned him such a beautiful Nick name.
6. Dr David: His name is already stored in the 'brain memory' of especially U13 and U14 students that did MTH101. Even those that didn't offer MTH101 have heard his name time and again. He is from the department of Maths/Computer. He is known for fixing late lecture classes mostly around 7pm. He can so threaten students with carry over. He can so tell students stories that are not true during his lectures. Any student that attend his lecture unhappy must come out happy because you must just laugh.
5. Dr Mrs Elele: from the department of Chemistry. Also called iron lady, though she's truly a woman of steel. She is known for her intense strictness. When she says "Eze goes to school" then definitely Eze must go to school whether Eze likes it or not. She is popular for confiscation of phones in the exam hall. Irrespective of where you keep your phone, irrespective of the type of phone you use, irrespective of who you are, when she seizes your phone, my brother, don't even beg for sim card, just go and do welcome back and buy a new phone.
4. Dr Olojede: 'the owner of the masquerade' the disabled but able, from the department of continuing education. He is known by all in faculty of education and arts, perhaps, even those seeking for admission into the faculty already knows him. He is known for taking GST (Logic, philosophy and human existence) his threats are fierce and his social habit isn't really coherent.
3. Dr IG Yusuf: this man... strict and incoherent with principles. From department of English language, he is known for taking GST(use of English) research has shown that 89% of ladies he lecturers dislikes him due to his lack of regard for ladies and women generally. He gives no single regard to women whenever citing an instance during his lecture, this had made so many people to suspect that he was probably given birth to by a man.
2. Dr Ogungbe: is there really any student that hasn't heard of this name? Perhaps just few. He was the personal assistant of Prof. Kolo, former VC IBB University. But ever since Kolo's departure, he became a bit calm. He is also popular for his strictness and being funny in the course of lecturing. When he enters the lecture hall, no one enters again. He also gives impromptus test
1. Mr Wanchi: if this name didn't hit our number one spot, then it means we are as partial as the admission committee. Mr Wanchi is not only popular in IBB University, but in the media space of the world. He gained his popularity or rather, he came to limelight after using a 100 Level student to test his slapping skills. He gave the student over 5 resounding slaps, unknown to him that a clever and brave students was videoing the absurd scene. The video did not only go viral in the university's community, but travelled as far as China and Cyprus through the media space. The video appeared on Linda Ikeji's blog and nairaland. Although he was later suspended by the disciplinary committee for the barbaric act.
IBBUL Campus Gist as the watch dog of the campus put this forward after a concise inquiry and research.
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